ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKED FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE

This is the winner:-

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “'Go to hell.”'

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.

PROFILES......IN Shaadi .com...

Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing ;-)

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com http://shaadi.com/
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling
errors have no place in a profile description as everything is
straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...

My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

Hee we go!

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u
then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not
wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he
is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again
clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of
desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy
who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
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Comments Welcome! My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

When did you last sharpen your axe?

Once upon a time, there was a very strong man. He askedfor a job from a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the man was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he is supposed to work.The first day, he brought down18 trees. The Boss was very much impressed and said,"Congratulations Go on that way!" Very motivated by the words of the boss,he tried harder the next day, but only could bring down 15 trees. The third day he tried even harder, but he could only bring down 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing down less and less trees."I must be losing my strength", he thought to himself. He went to the Boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. "When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked. "Sharpen?" I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been busy cutting trees.

Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don't take
time to sharpen the axe. In today's world, it seems that everyone is
busier than ever, but less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be
that we have forgotten how to stay sharp? There's nothing wrong with
activity and hard work. But we should not get so busy and neglect the
truly important things in life, like our personal life, taking time to
care for others, Taking time to read etc. We all need time to relax, to
think and meditate, to learn and grow. If you don't take the time to
sharpen the axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness. So,
start from today, think about the ways by which you could do your job
more effectively and add a lot of value to it. Hope this story has
given you some insight to life.

"TO HANDLE YOURSELF, USE YOUR HEAD
TO HANDLE OTHERS, USE YOUR HEART"

The Trouble Tree.

The carpenter i hired to help me restore an old
farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job.
A flat tire made him lose an hour of work,his electric saw quit,
and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start
while i drove him home,he sat in stony silence.

On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family.
As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a
small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both the hands.
When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation.
His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small
childrens and gave his wife a kiss.

Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what i had seen him doing earlier.

"Oh, That's my trouble tree," he replied. "I Know I can't help having
troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure,troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the childrens. So i just hang them on the tree every night when i come home. Then in the morning I pick them up again"

He paused. "Funny thing is." he replied, "When i come out in the morning to pick'em up, there ain't nearly as many as i remember hanging up the night before."

Equation of life --Fully Faltu

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude from Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have...Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend

money


Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Only for Men!

Only for men and of course Woman can to understand man.

male readers feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up
with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all
three.

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three
wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!" We are Men!

This is thy way i Function!

Hey guy! after a really long time my energy got dropped down today as i'm finally done wit a complicated chemical investigation. So tot to pendown abt some interesting aspects abt scientific temper.

Not all scientists are scientists in core atleast they dt look at themself as a scientist. Not all has that burning zeal to contrubute something to science. Few are scientists by name and few do research just to get a Dr title. And many of my fellow scholars work for PhD degree coz they get paid like hell after PhD,n last week i had conversation with one of my fellow scholar - the way he spoke abt his research really made me irr..

But i, the way i function is totally different and am proud of my sci temper. In starting days of my career i used b in a impression that all who do PhD dedicates their lives for science...but the true color was not that..

Let me take that liberty to draw the way i function (not to boast myself)
I feel, if u have that spirit and passion to do research its just a honeymoon period and i enjoy every moment of my romance with my research~am free to think and i can do that totally out of the box. For last few months when i'm completely tired working in lab till early morning 2am and the moment i get on bed, trust me, my mind still spins with 2000 RPM..and, i wanna sleep! but..i can feel my mind is so fresh and active that it just can't slowdown...and somehow i have learned to skip in to sleep....and the dreams....ohoo shakks!! in dreams all molecules and modeling the reaction the reaction mechanisms the electron charge cloud ohhoo every night in a fantastic dreamland oops in ChemLand :-).
Most of my friends and my parents ask me "Naren how can u work like this ?like a mad dog! rite from morning 10am to 2am?"- trust me i seriously dt knw how i can manage all this things and my sleep...

But when i introspect myself i c my self as an layman trying to do real science...i mean really real science,trying to know more n more abt the secrets of nature and to try unlock them...this love affair with science(chemistry) is soo deep deep that its my strength and its my weakness....

I have paid heavily in my life both personally and emotionally to reach this position as repute young scientist with lots of ups and downs and when i just look back the path i have traveled, i just wonder how did i manage to get such a good fame in scientific line..

Just tears rolls in my eyes with joy....and i love this tipsy.... my dreams! the dream i had in my 10th class to b a great scientist by awesome contributions and my dream chasing is ON ever since that day.
This is the scientific temper i have n this is the way i function.

Funny Rite?? but it's my passion and its my life....It's me!

The train of life.....

The Train Of Life
~Unknown Author~

Some folks ride the train of life,
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.

They sit in long remembrance,
Of days and years gone by,
And think the best is what once was,
And hang their heads and cry.

But i don't concern my self with that,
I take a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.

I want to see what's coming up,
Not look back at the past,
Life's too short for yesterdays,
It moves along too fast.

I want to feel the wind of change,
Blowing in my face,
I want to see what life unfolds,
As i move from place to place .

Life's best moments are yet to be,
And wait around the bend.
New relations and adventures,
That the future's sure to send.

So if the ride gets bumpy,
While you are looking back,
Go up front, and you may find,
Your life has jumped the track.

Years may blur your memories,
So you can't tell the details apart.
But nothing blurs the moments..
They are etched upon your heart.

This is a researcher's life

This post is an interesting mail sent to me by one of my research friend...just check it out its really true and this happens to all scholars who starts a all new RESEARCH LIFE!!

*Before joining PhD:*

- I want to win the Nobel Prize.
- I want to win the Turing Award.

*First year of PhD:*

- I want to finish PhD in two years.
- I want to publish papers only in top tier conferences.
- I want to make ground-breaking research.
- I want to win the best PhD Thesis award.

*Second year of PhD:*

- I want to finish PhD in 5 years.
- I want a problem.
- Shall I change my advisor?

*Third year of PhD:*

- I want a paper; I don't care which conference.
- Shall I change my topic?
- I want to be known as Dr bhOndOO.

*Fourth year of PhD:*

- I want to finish PhD!
- My industry-friends have two children by now. When will I get married?

*Fifth year of PhD:*

- Why did I come here?
- Why did I choose this advisor?
- Why did I choose this topic?

*Sixth year of PhD:*

- Someone give me a degree!
- I want to leave this place — for ever.
- Let me leave.

*Seventh year of PhD:*

- People call me uncle.
- She waited and finally married someone else.
- I don't want any degree. I just want to live peacefully.

wat say? isn't funny......yeah but its true......

LIfe is a mission

Its just a random thoughts which i have got..in a mid night coffee session with Karthik....hey thanks dude for that wonderful philosophical discussions.

I really dt knw if this post makes any sense or not but its just random sparks

Life is a mission. Every other definition of life is false, and leads all who accept it astray. Religion, science, philosophy, though still at variance upon many points, all agree in this, that every existence is an aim.Every action has an expected result,every dream has its own reason for existence,every feeling has a root cause,ask that guy who is in cloud nine he has his own reason to celebrate,ask that men who slept without food,he has his own story.Ask that broken heart guy who is smoking under that romantic moon light, he has his own saga.

How much is too much?How big is perfection? n How small is ideal?

Hey folks..can some one please let me know how much is too much? when u intend to do some task in life and u r on that way top gear..... do we really need to look back to check How big is perfection? n How small is ideal? shakkks is their a optimum level too?

Have you ever really loved a woman?

This the lyrics of a track by Bryan Adams.......i really enjoyed the track....n it's true,check it out the lyrics.......

Have you ever really loved a woman? To really love a woman,To understand her,You've got to know her deep inside....Hear every thought,See every dream,And give her wings when she wants to fly.Then when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms....You know you really love a woman, When you love a woman,You tell her that she's really wanted.When you love a woman,You tell her that she's the one.She needs somebody, to tell her that it's gonna last forever.So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a woman?To really love a woman,Let her hold you,Till you know how she needs to be touched.You've got to breathe her, really taste her,Till you can feel her in your blood.And when you see your unborn children in her eyes ...You know you really love a woman.When you love a woman,You tell her that she's really wanted.When you love a woman,You tell her that she's the one.She needs somebody, to tell her that it's gonna last forever.So tell me have you ever really ... really, really Loved a women?