Friday, March 13, 2009

The Trouble Tree.

The carpenter i hired to help me restore an old
farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job.
A flat tire made him lose an hour of work,his electric saw quit,
and now his ancient pickup truck refused to start
while i drove him home,he sat in stony silence.

On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family.
As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a
small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both the hands.
When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation.
His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small
childrens and gave his wife a kiss.

Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what i had seen him doing earlier.

"Oh, That's my trouble tree," he replied. "I Know I can't help having
troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure,troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the childrens. So i just hang them on the tree every night when i come home. Then in the morning I pick them up again"

He paused. "Funny thing is." he replied, "When i come out in the morning to pick'em up, there ain't nearly as many as i remember hanging up the night before."

Monday, March 2, 2009

Equation of life --Fully Faltu

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore, Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words, Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words, Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words, Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude from Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have...Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend


Therefore...from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!