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Friday, April 3, 2009

PROFILES......IN Shaadi .com...

Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing ;-)

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com http://shaadi.com/
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling
errors have no place in a profile description as everything is
straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...

My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

Hee we go!

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u
then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not
wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he
is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again
clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of
desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy
who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
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Comments Welcome! My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

When did you last sharpen your axe?

Once upon a time, there was a very strong man. He askedfor a job from a timber merchant, and he got it. The pay was really good and so were the work conditions. For that reason, the man was determined to do his best. His boss gave him an axe and showed him the area where he is supposed to work.The first day, he brought down18 trees. The Boss was very much impressed and said,"Congratulations Go on that way!" Very motivated by the words of the boss,he tried harder the next day, but only could bring down 15 trees. The third day he tried even harder, but he could only bring down 10 trees. Day after day he was bringing down less and less trees."I must be losing my strength", he thought to himself. He went to the Boss and apologized, saying that he could not understand what was going on. "When was the last time you sharpened your axe?" the boss asked. "Sharpen?" I had no time to sharpen my axe. I have been busy cutting trees.

Our lives are like that. We sometimes get so busy that we don't take
time to sharpen the axe. In today's world, it seems that everyone is
busier than ever, but less happy than ever. Why is that? Could it be
that we have forgotten how to stay sharp? There's nothing wrong with
activity and hard work. But we should not get so busy and neglect the
truly important things in life, like our personal life, taking time to
care for others, Taking time to read etc. We all need time to relax, to
think and meditate, to learn and grow. If you don't take the time to
sharpen the axe, we will become dull and lose our effectiveness. So,
start from today, think about the ways by which you could do your job
more effectively and add a lot of value to it. Hope this story has
given you some insight to life.

"TO HANDLE YOURSELF, USE YOUR HEAD
TO HANDLE OTHERS, USE YOUR HEART"