Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Only for Men!

Only for men and of course Woman can to understand man.

male readers feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe.
"Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a

You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up
with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up
with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all

Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three
wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!" We are Men!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

This is thy way i Function!

Hey guy! after a really long time my energy got dropped down today as i'm finally done wit a complicated chemical investigation. So tot to pendown abt some interesting aspects abt scientific temper.

Not all scientists are scientists in core atleast they dt look at themself as a scientist. Not all has that burning zeal to contrubute something to science. Few are scientists by name and few do research just to get a Dr title. And many of my fellow scholars work for PhD degree coz they get paid like hell after PhD,n last week i had conversation with one of my fellow scholar - the way he spoke abt his research really made me irr..

But i, the way i function is totally different and am proud of my sci temper. In starting days of my career i used b in a impression that all who do PhD dedicates their lives for science...but the true color was not that..

Let me take that liberty to draw the way i function (not to boast myself)
I feel, if u have that spirit and passion to do research its just a honeymoon period and i enjoy every moment of my romance with my research~am free to think and i can do that totally out of the box. For last few months when i'm completely tired working in lab till early morning 2am and the moment i get on bed, trust me, my mind still spins with 2000 RPM..and, i wanna sleep! but..i can feel my mind is so fresh and active that it just can't slowdown...and somehow i have learned to skip in to sleep....and the dreams....ohoo shakks!! in dreams all molecules and modeling the reaction the reaction mechanisms the electron charge cloud ohhoo every night in a fantastic dreamland oops in ChemLand :-).
Most of my friends and my parents ask me "Naren how can u work like this ?like a mad dog! rite from morning 10am to 2am?"- trust me i seriously dt knw how i can manage all this things and my sleep...

But when i introspect myself i c my self as an layman trying to do real science...i mean really real science,trying to know more n more abt the secrets of nature and to try unlock them...this love affair with science(chemistry) is soo deep deep that its my strength and its my weakness....

I have paid heavily in my life both personally and emotionally to reach this position as repute young scientist with lots of ups and downs and when i just look back the path i have traveled, i just wonder how did i manage to get such a good fame in scientific line..

Just tears rolls in my eyes with joy....and i love this tipsy.... my dreams! the dream i had in my 10th class to b a great scientist by awesome contributions and my dream chasing is ON ever since that day.
This is the scientific temper i have n this is the way i function.

Funny Rite?? but it's my passion and its my life....It's me!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

The train of life.....

The Train Of Life
~Unknown Author~

Some folks ride the train of life,
Looking out the rear,
Watching miles of life roll by,
And marking every year.

They sit in long remembrance,
Of days and years gone by,
And think the best is what once was,
And hang their heads and cry.

But i don't concern my self with that,
I take a different vent,
I look forward to what life holds,
And not what has been spent.

I want to see what's coming up,
Not look back at the past,
Life's too short for yesterdays,
It moves along too fast.

I want to feel the wind of change,
Blowing in my face,
I want to see what life unfolds,
As i move from place to place .

Life's best moments are yet to be,
And wait around the bend.
New relations and adventures,
That the future's sure to send.

So if the ride gets bumpy,
While you are looking back,
Go up front, and you may find,
Your life has jumped the track.

Years may blur your memories,
So you can't tell the details apart.
But nothing blurs the moments..
They are etched upon your heart.