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Friday, April 3, 2009

PROFILES......IN Shaadi .com...

Ultimate.................I bet u can't stop laughing ;-)

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com http://shaadi.com/
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling
errors have no place in a profile description as everything is
straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this mail...

My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

Hee we go!

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- Hello To Viewers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore.. if u like me u welcome
to my heart...when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Sowmya ~*~

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state
she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u
then why to late
come on ........hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl. I have lot of problemin my life because of my
lucknow i am looking one boy he care me and love me lot lot lot (I
don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast (by not
wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM
LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he
is toolike this he
would be called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again
clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
The person is
suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
sister and father &
mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of
desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
my life happily.
i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good minded and clean habits boy
who may be in the same
caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.
(Zebra..???)
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Comments Welcome! My intention is not to hurt any ones sentiments but a little care need to b taken when making a public profile.

2 comments:

  1. Good One sir-jee ....

    I liked it he he he...

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  2. R u serious? Thts unbelievable! i dint read them all cos i thot i'll forget my grammer just the way u said!

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